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But I had to drink vodka to be able to watch the episodes till the end I was like a little kid in awe. Those women are actresses first, and lesbians second. They are superior artists. In every scene their eyes sparkle with wit, and the unexplainable joy of second-degree humor mixed with raw primeval desire.
No wonder it is an indie series, the mainstream American audience would never have tolerated such a degree of natural intelligence and superior education. Also, I admired the way the traditional aspects of soap were subverted in order to achieve very sharp and yet deadpan comedy. Like the Avery character, who sleeps with all the wrong people in order to create the most awkward situations. The writing in this series, let's face it, comes from a prodigious talent.
OK maybe I am being too nice here. So for good measure I will just "bitch around" the second season which I didn't like as much as the first one. I viscerally didn't like the Bender character. I felt it was like "Hey, I am not an actress, but I am the president of the local lesbian committee, so I have the right to plant my little flag here".
Sometimes I wonder if she even realized that there was a worldwide audience, and if she thought she was just playing a fun skit in her friends' private circle. This is particularly obvious if you compare her with the wonderful and very professional cold humor of the other new character Ling. I frankly wondered whether she had slept with someone in the crew to get the right to be on screen oh OK I didn't say that Or maybe deep inside I was jealous, her being the only true male character in the show Another weak point of the second season is that there were two more assaulters, in addition to the one from the first season.
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